An American came in Pakistan and saw a newly constructed building
he asked a Pakistani engineer
American: in how many time this building was constructed.?
Pakistani: in one month "our engineers can build with in 2 weeks" replied the American
and saw another building and asked the same question
Pakistani: in two weeks
American: oops we can build within 2 days....
in another street American saw an old building and asked same question
Pakistani: Sorry i don't know "half an hour ago there was nothing"
weighed like a baby
A newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex
wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.
husband: we're married now, u can tell me anything.
wife: I'm flat chested.
husband: i don't believe u..prove it.
So she takes off her shirt.
husband: holy shit i never seen a smaller chest, but i have something i have to tell u too.
wife: we're married now u can tell me anything.
husband: i am "weighed like a baby".
wife: i don't believe you, prove it.
So he takes off his pants.
wife: i thought u said u were weighed like a baby?!
husband: i am 6lbs 7ounces!
wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.
husband: we're married now, u can tell me anything.
wife: I'm flat chested.
husband: i don't believe u..prove it.
So she takes off her shirt.
husband: holy shit i never seen a smaller chest, but i have something i have to tell u too.
wife: we're married now u can tell me anything.
husband: i am "weighed like a baby".
wife: i don't believe you, prove it.
So he takes off his pants.
wife: i thought u said u were weighed like a baby?!
husband: i am 6lbs 7ounces!
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
