humer joke

A Gull got job newly as a computer operator at his first day he worked 11 hours
Boss was very happy and asked to report what you did in these 11 hours

Gull: i saw the buttons on keyboard were not configured correctly
so in these 11 hours i adjusted them alphabetically

Funny Joke: Good morning my Father in Law

at morning a couple was walking wife saw a donkey and said to her husband

say morning to this one your relative

Husband: "Good morning my Father in Law"

Pakistani and American joke

An American came in Pakistan and saw a newly constructed building
he asked a Pakistani engineer
American: in how many time this building was constructed.?
Pakistani: in one month "our engineers can build with in 2 weeks" replied the American

and saw another building and asked the same question
Pakistani: in two weeks
American: oops we can build within 2 days....
in another street American saw an old building and asked same question

Pakistani: Sorry i don't know "half an hour ago there was nothing"