weighed like a baby

A newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex

wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.

husband: we're married now, u can tell me anything.

wife: I'm flat chested.

husband: i don't believe u..prove it.

So she takes off her shirt.

husband: holy shit i never seen a smaller chest, but i have something i have to tell u too.

wife: we're married now u can tell me anything.

husband: i am "weighed like a baby".

wife: i don't believe you, prove it.

So he takes off his pants.

wife: i thought u said u were weighed like a baby?!

husband: i am 6lbs 7ounces!

One response to “weighed like a baby”

laly ki jaan said...

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