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we spend a lot of money on clothes but the most enjoyable moments of our life are without clothes"William Sexpare"

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A Gull got job newly as a computer operator at his first day he worked 11 hoursBoss was very happy and asked to report what you did in these 11 hoursGull: i saw the buttons on keyboard were not configured correctlyso in these 11 hours i adjusted them alphabetically

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at morning a couple was walking wife saw a donkey and said to her husbandsay morning to this one your relativeHusband: "Good morning my Father in Law"

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An American came in Pakistan and saw a newly constructed buildinghe asked a Pakistani engineerAmerican: in how many time this building was constructed.?Pakistani: in one month "our engineers can build with in 2 weeks" replied the Americanand saw another building and asked the same questionPakistani: in two weeksAmerican: oops we can build within 2 days....in another street American saw an old

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A newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sexwife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.husband: we're married now, u can tell me anything.wife: I'm flat chested.husband: i don't believe u..prove it.So she takes off her shirt.husband: holy shit i never seen a smaller chest, but i have something i have to tell u too.wife: we're married now u can tell me

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s

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there were 3 sister having there honeymoon at there mothers house.that night there mother was walking by the rooms her daughters were.in the first room she heard gigglingin the second room she heard screamingand in the third room she heard nothing.the next morning she asked the first girl " why were you gigling?"the girl answered: something tickledthe mom asked the second girl " why were you

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two she males were walking together on roadone of them drop down on the road and start weeping laying downthe second: "Get up Julia be a strong man"

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Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?" Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV." Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old

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The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy problems in order to get results.The problem with program verifiers is that they tend to cheat at toy problems in order to get results.

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They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?"The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Michigan."The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years.""No", replied the super computer immediately. "Your mother's

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1. Viruses replicate quickly.Windows does this.2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so.Windows does this.3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk.Windows does this.4. Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems.Windows does that too.5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their

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You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!!As we aren’t got no programming experience, this here Virus works on the honor system.Please delete all the files on your hard drive, and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list.Thanks for your cooperation.

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